Monday, January 10

Guilty: 4 commandos who dunked a NS trainee to death

After months of court trials and debates, the Judge has pronounced all 4 commandos accused of dunking a NS trainee to death guilty, though he has yet to justify his decision.

Details of the trial were rather amusing. Apparently, the 4 commandos thought it was in their good to disagree about their own activities at the time of the dunk. Since they were on a roll, they furthered it by backstabbing fellow accused of lying and perjury.

"He was the one who pushed the head. Me, me just filled up the tub with water... I was attending to other trainees then... didn't even know someone died... I was on medical excuse due to bad knees, couldn't conduct the course..."

And of course, the classic, "We were doing it all this time... Nobody complained what"

If we can't convince them, confuse them.

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