Dreamer

Dr Phil:

Hi, my name is Dr Phil, and I treat patients with day-dreaming problems. This morning, a man walked into my clinic with hazy eyes and he kept repeating…

Sick man in monotone voice:

I bought a flat… I bought a flat… I bought a flat…

Dr Phil:

It was a classic case. I gave him 2 tight slaps (Slapping sfx), a kick to the groin (kicking sfx and sick man howling sfx) and my favourite arm-breaker drop slam (body slam sfx).

Sick man:

Argghhh! That hurts! Ouch! It’s real! It’s real! I know now! Please let go! Argghhh…

Announcer:

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