Back then

What's my dinner doing outside my stomach?

Oh... I just vomitted (hot hottie : b)

Dear all, please put your hands up to welcome Flo!

Must be in a hurry

Maybe he's trying to beat the ERP

Coolest stunt ever pulled

To prove that Volkswagen now comes with air-conditioning (in England), a life-size car was carved out of ice and parked on the streets of London.

Phallic awards

This is the logo for the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies. If you stare hard enough, it becomes something else. Check it out here.

The Turd Twister

The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!

Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family!

What are you?

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler, Fight Club

Scary

Man! You could get lost in there...

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