Adobe launches free Photoshop

"We give up." goes Adobe's answer to piracy of its trophy software, Photoshop.

Adobe is launching a free edition online, supported by brands who want to get in the act. Brand placements, they say.

So now, when you copy Ctrl+C, Xerox is behind you.
When you cut, you cut with the finest of Gillette's blades.
When you paste, it sticks with Super Glue.
And when you clear, you erase all traces with Tide.

Nothing is sacred anymore.