Ass Ripper - The Supreme Ruler
Primary: Intelligence
Appearance: Mounts a white horse and governs from afar.
Superscale Salary
To attract the best, you have to pay the best. Aura. Leaches gold from creeps everytime they kill something.
Level 1 - Leaches 40% of gold. AOE = 1/4 of map.
Level 2 - Leaches 60% of gold AOE = 1/3 of map.
Level 3 - Leaches 80% of gold. AOE = 1/2 of map.
Level 4 - Leaches 100% of gold. Covers the entire map.
Pre-election Tactics (T)
Ass Ripper whips out a loud-hailer and starts lying. Increases attack & movement speed, but insults units' intelligence. Cooldown: 4 years.
Level 1 - Attack & movement speed increase by 100%, intelligence decrease by 70%
Level 2 - Attack & movement speed increase by 200, intelligence decrease by 80%
Level 3 - Attack & movement speed increase by 300%, intelligence decrease by 90%
Level 4 - Attack & movement speed increase by 400%, intelligence becomes zero.
Post-election Strategy (S)
Having won the election, Ass Ripper enjoys the fruits of his labour by disappearing from the battlefield. Teleports hero to an ally unit or building.
Level 1 - 30 second cooldown.
Level 2 - 20 second cooldown.
Level 3 - 10 second cooldown.
Level 4 - 5 second cooldown.
Bankruptcy
Any hero foolish enough to attack Ass Ripper will feel the wrath of his lawyers. Opponents usually scream a rush of expletives before exiting the game in disgust.
Level 1 - 30% chance of activation. Sucks 50% of enemy's gold.
Level 2 - 40% chance of activation. Sucks 75% of enemy's gold.
Level 3 - 50% chance of activation. Sucks 100% of enemy's gold.
Tuesday, November 1
When DOTA meets Politics
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1 comment:
Very good.
Now I can see the DOTA poison has penetrated all your senses and intellect.
The next stage is you will morph physically into one of the heroes' looks. Hopefully its not Naix.
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